CALLISTO: Oh, you're irregular all right.
Hey! How come you're so mean to me all the time?
Because I'm EVIL, of course. I'm evil Callisto, scourge of the spaceways. And if I wasn't being held captive here I'd be terrorizing distant worlds and wreaking havoc with my henchmen.
But now look at me.....musical director of this stupid late-night talk show! Any wonder I'm bitter?
Then I can go visit my mommy. I remember once one day when I came home from school after getting a spanking at the principal's office, my mommy baked me a nice apple pie, and I....
MATT: Okay everybody! Knock it off! We're going to bring out our first guest. So Scorpio, don't interrupt. Sgt. Storm, get ready. And Callisto....get ready for intro music.