Welcome to "Space Matt, Coast to Coast". I'm Major Matt Mason, your host for tonight's show.
Are you getting enough oxygen?
Ya know, when I was part of the space program during the Moon Race.....
MATT: What!? Oh, yes, let's hear it for our musical director, my former arch-enemy Callisto!
MATT: And let's not forget the show's producer, Sgt. Storm. Hello Sargeant!
Oh hi Matt. What am I supposed to do again?
MATT: You produce the show! You control the segueways and clips. You tell me when to cut to commercial. You connect me to our guests. That kind of stuff!
I don't know what I'm supposed to do!
Am I supposed to do anything?
This is "Space Matt Coast to Coast"! You're a supporting character on "Cartoon Moon"!!
Now get off the set and go do something that is not annoying.....